Friday, July 3, 2009

MY 40 SECRET

Instructions: Reveal 40 non-secrets about yourself. Be as vague as possible.

1) Have you ever been asked out?

YUP !!

2) Where was your default picture taken?

IN MY ROOM AT KIY

3) What's your middle name?

JOEHARI

4) Your current relationship status?

BACK IN RELATIONSHIP WITH MY EX

5) What is your current mood?

HAPPY. NASH LEAVE ME HERE ALL ALONE WITH NO FOOD, DRINKS AND CIGARATTE.
IT JUST VERY AWESOME SHIT!!

6) What color shirt are you wearing?

BLACK.VERY BLACK

7) Missing something?

I MISS UKM ESPECIALLY "KIY"

8) If you could go back in time and change something, what would you do?

IF I COULD I WILL NOT ENTER "SEKOLAH MENENGAH TEKNIK PONTIAN"
SHIT THAT SCHOOL REALLY SUCK

9) If you must be an animal for one day, what?

I WANNA BE CHIPMUNK. THE TALKING CHIMPMUNK
SO I WILL BE RICH AND FAMOUS LIKE THE CHIMPMUNK MOVIE

10) Ever had a near death experience?

YES WHEN I PLAYED VOLLEYBALL AT TEKNIK PONTIAN

MY FUCKING FRIEND ELBOWED ME RIGHT AT MY STOMACH
AND I WAS FAINT THAT TIME
I THOUGHT I WAS DEAD


11) Something you do a lot?

SINGGING,LISTEN MY SONG COLLECTION AND GO TO FARIK'S HOUSE
AND NOT FORGET HANNGIN ARROUD AT GORENG PISANG STALL WITH WAK

12) The song stuck in your head?

GOODBYE BY KRISTINA DEBARGE

13) Who did you copy and paste this from?

FROM "COMEL OR MUNIM"

14) Name someone with the same birthday as you?

TENNIS PLAYER "ANNA KOURNIKOVA" ENRIQUE IGLESIAS'S GIRLFRIEND

15) When was the last time you cried?

WHEN I WAS HAD A FIGHT WITH "RAZMAN"

16) Have you ever sung in front of a large audience?

YUP FOUR TIME,
1.NASYID SRK SRI RENGIT
2.NASYID SM TEKNIK PONTIAN
3.NASYID UKM
4.TEACHER'S DAY

17) If you could have one super power what would it be?

IT WOULD BE WEATHER CONTROL"STORM IN X-MEN"

18) What's the first thing you notice about the opposite sex?

THEY ARE BEUTIFUL AND VERY INTERESTING HEHHEHE

21) What do you usually order from Starbucks?

NEVER BEEN THERE, I WILL ORDER SIRAP AIS

22) What's your biggest secret?

MY BIGGEST SECRET IS SECRET.HANJEENG TOLL NAK TAHU

23) Favorite color?

MY FAVORITE COLOR IS WHITE.
MILKY WHITE LAGI PUTIH LAGI BAGUS
ERM NYAMAN

24) Do you still watch kiddie movies or tv shows?

YUP AVATAR AND POKEMON
THE ONLY CARTOON I KNOW
SORY I DONT WATCH CARTOON
I AM MATURED STUPID..SHIT!!
I GROWN UP DAAAAAAAAAAAA

25) What's on your walls?

MY ARTWORK WHEN I WAS FORM 6
"THE STUDENTS" ORIGANALLY FROM "PABLO PICASSO"
I REMAKE MY OWN

26) What are you?

I AM HUMAN DAAAAAAAAAA
HELOO WHAT KIND OF QUESTION IS THIS
WHO IN CHARGE HERE?

27) Do you speak any other language?

MALAY, ENGLISH, JAWO, THAILAND, INDONESIA,

28) What's your favorite smell?

"DKNY GREEN APPLE"
"BVLGARI"
"BURBERRY"
"SEAN JOHN"
"ARMANI"

29) Describe your life in one word.

EMPTY FROM THE INSIDE HILLARIOUS AT THE OUTSIDE

30) Have you ever kissed in the rain?

WITH A GUY OR GIRL? BOTH OF THEM NOPE

31) What are you thinking about right now?

MY PRE-PRACTICUM REPORT

33) What should you be doing?

I DONT KNOW. I GOT NOTHING TO DO MAYBE SUICIDE PERHAPS.

34) Who was the last person that made you upset/angry?

MY SISTER. I HATE HER SO MUCH

35) How often do u talk to God?

NOT VERY OFTEN FOR SURE

36) Do you like working in the yard?

HATE IT. SO HOT.

37) If you could have any last name in the world, what would you want?

JACKSON. HE IS MUSLIM RIGHT.. DAAAAAAAAA


38) Do you act differently around the person you like?

ERM I ALWAYS BE MYSLEF AND I DONTGCARE PEOPLE JUDGING ME
I DONT CARE.. YEAHH I DONT CARE BITCH!!!

39) What is your natural hair color?

BLONDE YEAHHH BLONDE LIKE PARIS HILTON GITUH
HITAM LER WEH HADOIII LER KO NI

40) Who was the last person to make you cry?
"RAZMAN" WHEN WE HAD A FIGHT

KISAH TERAKHIR SAHABATKU

KISAH TERAKHIR KAWAN


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